Not feeling dope enough? Badassness is that goal you never reach? You wonder what would happen if there were a Swedish pump for the balls???
Chill, I’ve got the solution.
Let me to introduce you to the Brooklyn Bullshit program. It’s very simple: everyday, all day, you listen to Brooklyn Bullshit Vol.1, for at least a week (a month is recommended).
What will happen? I tell you what, you’ll be 79% ballsier, 65% wittier, your neck muscles will be in dope shape and you’ll rule the streets up to 500% more!!!
So what are you waiting for? Click on the link below or call 347-888-DOPE for more informations on how to become a dope ass person by listening to Brooklyn Bullshit.
* The only side effect that has been reported is a 5% loss of lung capacity (but I don’t think you can really blame the EP for that).